A CALL TO ACTION

Friends, please read this.

Though this election is by and far too close to call, with Obama's lead in battleground states closing or being eclipsed, John McCain is already being written off. The world has already crowned Barack Obama their king. Michelle Obama is in the Oval Office measuring for new drapes. Joe Biden is accepting bids on a rail line from the White House to the Naval Observatory (VP residency) so he can stump in 2012 that he still takes the Amtrak to work every day.

This is not to be. Most polls are showing the race within the margin of error, making it almost irresponsible to to call the outcome.

Today, I went to my county Republican HQ for the second time this election season. I picked up a bunch of literature to give to Obama voters in and close to my family, something I've never done before.

I have a favor to ask of you, though, my virtual friends. Let's start a blitz campaign -- change your headshot to the McCain/Palin sign I have in this blog. Everybody. Let's whiteout peoples' friends lists to the point that there are more of these signs than not.

Show your colors!

Ze Baron

VOTE 2008

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Is this who some are considering?

Vote for reform, prosperity, peace.
VOTE FOR SARAH PALIN... and whomever it is that she is running with.

CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN, COMRADE

"We can't expect the American People to jump from Capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small doses of Socialism, until they awaken one day to find that they have Communism."
-- Nikita Khrushchev

POTUS TRICK-OR-TREAT

"When I am Commander-in-Chief, I will set a new goal on day one: I will end this war. I will withdraw our troops in the region. I will use them to combat global warming."
-- Senator Barack H. Obama

"On the subject of Osama bin Laden... we will track him down. We will capture him.
We will bring him to justice, and I will follow him to the gates of hell."
-- Senator John S. McCain


Trick!

PRESIDENTIAL HALLOWEEN

Barack Hussein Obama is going as a tribal elder from Wajir, Keyna.

John Sidney McCain is going as a captain from the United States Navy.

PRESIDENTIAL "ERRORS"

John McCain learns from his errors.

Barack Obama learns from his Ayers.

"PRESIDENTIAL" THOUGHTS

"A hard, fast, arbitrary deadline for withdrawal offers our commanders in the field and our diplomats in the region insufficient flexibility to implement that strategy."
-- Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) 6/6/06

"A deadline for pulling out will only encourage our enemies to wait us out. It would be Lebanon 1985, and God only knows where it goes from there."
-- Senator Joe Biden (D-DE) 6/21/05

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Guess their positions on the war aren't that different.
Whose actions support their statements?
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"Do not yield. Do not flinch. Stand up. Stand up with our President and fight. We're Americans. We're Americans, and we'll never surrender. They will."
-- Senator John McCain (R-AZ)

"We are working to standardize the caliber and training of those who are asked to protect us. By putting more boots on the ground as well as improving our training requirements and standards, we are doing a better job protecting our citizens in Alaska."
-- Governor Sarah Palin (R-AK)