GIFTS for the MOTHER-TO-BE

Yes, yes, it's a baby shower tradition. Bring gifts. I suppose you all have your HTML gifts for her, and you're just itching to put them in the comments? Well, go right ahead! I bet you didn't know that Jamie even set up an Amazon.com account in case ya wanted to send her somethin' real.

My gift... well, I got her something she'll need. Let's face it. Her baby does NOT need 50 pairs of the cutest Christmas socks ya-ever-did-see. It can only wear one pair at a time. So I got her a blender.

We all know that babies just eat mushy stuff for the beginning of their career. A blender makes things mushy.

-Ze Baron